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Created on 08/18/2005 - Last Updated on 06/09/2008
- "The secret of staying young is to live
honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your
age." - Lucille Ball -
- The older the fiddler, the sweeter the
tune. - English Proverb -
- "Age is strictly a case of mind over
matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't
matter." - Jack Benny -
- The old believe everything; the middle-
aged suspect everything; the young
know everything. - Oscar Wilde -
- Old age is like everything else. To make
a success of it, you've got to start
young. - Fred Astaire -
The best is always yet to come.
- Whatever with the past has gone,
- Lucy Larcom -
Taken from birthdaycelebrations.com
Avoid negative sources, people, places, things.
Believe in yourself
Consider things from every angle
Don't give up and don't give in
Enjoy life today, yesterday is gone
Family and friends are hidden treasures
Give more than you planned to
Hang on to your dreams
Ignore those who try to discourage you
Just do it
Keep doing no matter how hard it seems
Love yourself first and most
Make it happen
Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal
Open your eyes and see things as they really
arePractice makes perfect
Quitters never win and winners never quit
Read, study and be a constant learner
Take control of your own destiny
Understand you, in order to understand others
Want it more than anything
Xcellerate your efforts
You are unique of all God's creations
Zero in on your target and go for it!
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages
the hands-free speaker- function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK
if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw
one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The
house we wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an
offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker
room are looking at him in astonishment. Then
he smiles and asks: "Anyone knows whose
phone this is?"